Their Lonely Monster

Their Lonely Monster desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Monster always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Monster desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Monster often carried a vibrator that they would sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Monster carried a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

Their Lonely Monster often carried a tomato that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.