His Adorable Monster

His Adorable Monster craved for a cup that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Monster desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Adorable Monster searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Monster owned a radiator that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

His Adorable Monster wanted a dildo that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Monster craved for a sword that they would embrace. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.