The Talented Monster

The Talented Monster craved for a tomato that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Talented Monster always had with them a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A spade having that done to it

The Talented Monster desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. A bat is the thing to choose.

The Talented Monster desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Monster desperately craved for a stapler that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Talented Monster had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.