Her Jolly Monster

Her Jolly Monster wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Monster often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Her Jolly Monster owned a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Monster looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Her Jolly Monster owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Monster desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.