Dodgy Monster

Dodgy Monster desired a wig that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Monster wanted a crown to break. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Monster carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Monster searched for a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Monster desired a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Dodgy Monster wanted a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.