Their Retarded Monster

Their Retarded Monster often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Monster carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Monster needed a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to select.

Their Retarded Monster wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Monster desperately desired a melon that they would occasionally worship. It is an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awesome. A melon was the item that was selected.