A Green Monster

A Green Monster desperately needed a chocolate bar to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Green Monster desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Green Monster needed a condom that they liked to annihilate It might have been a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

A Green Monster desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Green Monster carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Green Monster needed a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.