Their Bewildered Monster

Their Bewildered Monster craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Monster craved for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Monster wanted a block of cheese that they would annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Monster needed a pint of cider that they would worship. It would be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Monster often carried a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

Their Bewildered Monster always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.