The Big Monster

The Big Monster searched for a cucumber that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Monster often carried a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Big Monster wanted a mug that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

The Big Monster desperately desired a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Big Monster searched for a pen that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Big Monster needed a vibrator that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.