Ugly Monster

Ugly Monster often carried a radiator that they would sleep with. It is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Monster carried a condom that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Monster looked for a condom that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

Ugly Monster desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.

Ugly Monster always had with them a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

Ugly Monster searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.