My Exciting Monster

My Exciting Monster desperately craved for a hat that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

My Exciting Monster had a ball that they sometimes cuddle. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

My Exciting Monster desperately looked for a computer that they would share. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

My Exciting Monster always carried a set square that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be entertaining. A set square would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Monster always kept a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.