Their Troubled Monster

Their Troubled Monster carried a melon that they would hug. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to select.

Their Troubled Monster desperately needed a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Monster carried a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Monster desired a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Their Troubled Monster always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Troubled Monster always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.