My Horny Monster

My Horny Monster desired a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. It was a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Horny Monster often carried a cucumber that they would often smash. It would be a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

My Horny Monster looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Monster carried a rubber chicken to share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Monster carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Monster always kept a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge having that done to it