My Exciting Monster

My Exciting Monster desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

My Exciting Monster craved for a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Monster craved for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.