Their Confused Monster

Their Confused Monster had a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Monster desperately looked for a teapot to put on his head. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Monster desperately craved for a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Monster had a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Confused Monster owned a sponge that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Confused Monster always carried a radiator that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.