Confused Monster

Confused Monster often carried a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

Confused Monster desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Confused Monster owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Monster needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Confused Monster wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Monster often carried a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.