The Purple Monster

The Purple Monster desperately wanted a wig that they liked to share. This is certainly a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

The Purple Monster always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. This seems an original activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Monster desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would share. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Purple Monster always had with them a sponge to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sponge is the item to select.

The Purple Monster carried a lava lamp that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Monster owned a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.