His Angry Monster

His Angry Monster searched for a toilet brush that they would play with. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

His Angry Monster desperately craved for a cucumber that they would embrace. It might be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Monster desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Angry Monster desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A cup is the thing to choose.

His Angry Monster desired a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.