The Funny Monster

The Funny Monster had a sword that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monster craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Funny Monster wanted a bottle of beer that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Monster desperately desired a cheese grater to play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Monster desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Monster desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen item.