Their Handsome Monster

Their Handsome Monster needed a ball that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.

Their Handsome Monster desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Handsome Monster desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Their Handsome Monster desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monster found a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Monster wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.