Handsome Monster

Handsome Monster desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Monster desperately wanted a helmet to throw. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Handsome Monster often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Handsome Monster always had with them a chocolate bar that they would hug. This could be considered a weird thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Handsome Monster wanted a bag of poop to annihilate It should be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop having that done to it

Handsome Monster always carried a pint of beer that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. A pint of beer was the chosen item.