A Lonely Monster

A Lonely Monster desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It might have been an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Monster wanted a sponge that they would often eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Monster desperately wanted a vibrator to hug. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

A Lonely Monster desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Monster desperately desired a helmet that they would sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Monster found a condom that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.