A Green Monster

A Green Monster desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally hug. This seems a funny operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Monster often carried a mug that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Monster desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes smash. It is a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

A Green Monster owned a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Green Monster desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Green Monster desired a cheese grater that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.