Retarded Monster

Retarded Monster had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Retarded Monster always kept a custard pie that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Retarded Monster needed a crown that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Monster desperately wanted a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

Retarded Monster found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Retarded Monster always carried a cucumber that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.