His Chinese Monster

His Chinese Monster desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

His Chinese Monster desperately desired a mug that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is exciting. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Monster often carried a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Monster searched for a toilet brush that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Monster carried a bag of flour that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Monster always carried a cucumber that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.