His Crazy Monster

His Crazy Monster often carried a mug that they would often play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

His Crazy Monster looked for a spade to eat. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Crazy Monster wanted a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It is a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Crazy Monster needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Crazy Monster desired a sack of potatoes that they would often share. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Monster desperately searched for a CD player to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.