His Retarded Monster

His Retarded Monster looked for a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Monster desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Monster craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Retarded Monster always had with them a chocolate bar to play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Retarded Monster searched for a helmet that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an odd thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awesome. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Monster desperately looked for a CD player that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.