The Little Monster

The Little Monster found a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Monster desperately wanted a computer that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.

The Little Monster found a rubber chicken to play with. It would be a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Little Monster always carried a condom that they would often drop. This seems a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Little Monster often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Monster carried a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it