The Naughty Monster

The Naughty Monster desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Monster looked for a toilet brush that they would hug. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Monster had a tomato that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Monster often carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Naughty Monster desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to drop. One might say this is an odd activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Monster found a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.