Their Jolly Nerd

Their Jolly Nerd had a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.

Their Jolly Nerd owned a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Their Jolly Nerd found a condom that they would occasionally play with. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

Their Jolly Nerd desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Jolly Nerd always kept a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Their Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.