Her Blue Nerd

Her Blue Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Blue Nerd searched for a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Nerd wanted a sword to experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

Her Blue Nerd often carried a cucumber that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Her Blue Nerd found a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Nerd owned a pen that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a weird thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.