The Beautiful Nerd

The Beautiful Nerd had a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a condom that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

The Beautiful Nerd desperately desired a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Nerd always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Beautiful Nerd desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.