The Lucky Nerd

The Lucky Nerd desired a spade that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A spade being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Nerd always carried a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Nerd desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Lucky Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Nerd owned a piece of paper to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Nerd always carried a can of coke that they would embrace. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.