My Magical Nerd

My Magical Nerd owned a sword that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Nerd always kept a rubber chicken to sleep with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Magical Nerd searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Magical Nerd needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Magical Nerd often carried a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. It would be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Magical Nerd searched for a chocolate bar to break. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.