The Cute Nerd

The Cute Nerd owned a porno magazine that they would often throw. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Nerd desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Nerd needed a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Cute Nerd carried a set of lego that they liked to eat. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.

The Cute Nerd often carried a spade to insert somewhere. It should be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they liked to share. It should be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item opted for.