The Nervous Nerd

The Nervous Nerd desperately craved for a computer that they liked to eat. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Nerd often carried a pint of cider that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Nervous Nerd had a helmet to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. A helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Nerd wanted a vibrator that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Nerd found a pencil sharpener to throw. It is an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Nerd craved for a condom that they would experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.