The Tired Nerd

The Tired Nerd desperately craved for a sword to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

The Tired Nerd desperately looked for a spade that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Tired Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Tired Nerd needed a wig that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item selected.

The Tired Nerd always carried a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a different proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Nerd searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.