Her Green Nerd

Her Green Nerd owned a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Nerd desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Green Nerd looked for a spade that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Her Green Nerd owned a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Nerd searched for a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Green Nerd always carried a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.