The Retarded Nerd

The Retarded Nerd desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Nerd looked for a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Nerd needed a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Nerd carried a computer to sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be stunning. Honestly, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Nerd desperately craved for a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.