The Blue Nerd

The Blue Nerd owned a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Nerd wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Blue Nerd found a sword that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Blue Nerd desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Blue Nerd wanted a pen to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.