Her Boring Nerd

Her Boring Nerd searched for a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Nerd craved for a bag of flour to worship. This seems to be a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Nerd found a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

Her Boring Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Boring Nerd always had with them a condom that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Nerd always carried a bag of poop to drop. It would be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.