Their Lonely Nerd

Their Lonely Nerd desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Nerd found a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Lonely Nerd wanted a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Nerd looked for a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Lonely Nerd desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Nerd always carried a pen that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.