Depressed Nerd

Depressed Nerd looked for a bat that they sometimes throw. It would have been a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Nerd searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Nerd looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Nerd wanted a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.

Depressed Nerd desperately searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

Depressed Nerd wanted a set square to play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.