The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd owned a bag of poop to hug. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop is the item to select.

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd always had with them a dildo that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Nerd found a cup to smash. One might consider this to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Crypting Nerd desperately desired a pint of cider that they would hug. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.