Orange Nerd

Orange Nerd desperately wanted a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Orange Nerd searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Nerd always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Orange Nerd always had with them a computer to experiment on. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Nerd wanted a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be amazing. A spade is the item to choose.

Orange Nerd desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.