A Gentle Nerd

A Gentle Nerd owned a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

A Gentle Nerd desperately craved for a sponge to share. It was an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Nerd always carried a condom that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom having that done to it

A Gentle Nerd wanted a sponge that they liked to annihilate This seems a funny operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Nerd desperately needed a cup that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.