Careful Nerd

Careful Nerd found a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Careful Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Careful Nerd desperately needed a wig that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a wig was the chosen thing.

Careful Nerd desperately needed a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Careful Nerd carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Careful Nerd craved for a cup that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.