The Dodgy Nerd

The Dodgy Nerd always kept a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Nerd looked for a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A sword was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd always had with them a tomato that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Nerd desired a pen that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Dodgy Nerd wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd carried a dildo to throw. It should be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.