Her Dodgy Nerd

Her Dodgy Nerd needed a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Nerd needed a melon that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a different activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Nerd desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A can of Tango of all things.

Her Dodgy Nerd carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Her Dodgy Nerd searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Nerd carried a sponge that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was selected.