The Naughty Nerd

The Naughty Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

The Naughty Nerd desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Nerd desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Nerd always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Nerd often carried a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Nerd looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.